"Hello?" I ask, wandering about my own house, "Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo? Anyone home?"
Funny storry, see... This is why you don't screw around with witches. You get them angry and they'll probably shrink you. I, uh... If you can't tell, I kinda have experience.
...Cause I'm an inch tall at the moment.
Anyway, I'm stranded inside my own house, and to make matters worse, I'm expecting a guest any minute now!
There's a loud knock at the door, followed by a familiar voice, "Yo, ya home Max?"
That's definately him. Rue's here early...
Rue opens the door, walking inside, not quite paying attenion to where he's stepping, "Maaaaaaaaax?" He calls, "... Seriously? Man, you said you'd be here..."
He sighs, walking to the living room, shutting the door behind him, "Eh, maybe he's running an errend or somethin', he'll be back. Hopefully."
As he walks, he unknowingly picks up a passenger, smashing me flat underneath his sole, his comparitvely massive footsteps keeping me pinned to hi